10.) You have tried at least 3 different news aggregators

9.) You measure your importance by how many feeds you subscribe to

8.) You post your technorati score on your blog

7.) You read more than 200 blogs daily

6.) You tell everyone you don't care if you are an A-list blogger although you really do

5.) You are disgusted when others only post partial RSS feeds

4.) Your Google page rank is 7 or higher

3.) You are an A-list blogger and you tell everyone that there is no such thing

2.) You cannot carry on normal life activities without sharing on your blog

1.) You won't even visit a site without syndication

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 A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
 

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
 

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some.  Thanks for the warning!"
 

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"
 

"Oh, no", says the little old lady.  "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
 

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone  sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
 

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.  "OK, good luck!  By the way, what's  in the other bag?"
 

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"...

I found a great new blog. It is by an IT guy that pretty much makes fun of all of the stupid things people do and demand of IT guys. I can't believe how many times I was laughing at how funny some of that stuff is when you actually say it out loud.

Good reasons to call a computer technician

1. If you have really bad posture so your back is hurting.  All Network Administrator have to take a course in chair adjustment.  We’re all experts at it.  Plus, if you have bad posture and always slouch in your chair, adjusting it or getting a new chair will always fix the problem.
2. If you’re an idiot and have no idea what you’re doing.  Actually, you wouldn’t think that you would call a computer tech for this but you definitely should.  There is a right and wrong way to go about it however.  If you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t just call up and ask for help or advice.  That never works.  Call and tell them that your brand new $3000 dollar laptop sucks and they should buy you a new one.  That will almost always fix the problem. 
3. If the owner of the company you work for implements something that in some small way affects your computer and you don’t like it.  For example, if the owner decides he wants a background image to be on all company computers.  You should definitely call the computer tech.  Actually, this works best if at least half of the people in the company call him and bitch about it.  You should try and coordinate your efforts so you all do it within about a two day period.  Make sure to mention that it’s intrusive, and the image is ugly, and that you’ve spent about 3 hours trying to figure out how to change it back instead of doing your job.  I mean, after all, it is your computer right?  It’s not like the company bought it or anything. 

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Ever notice that automation has filled our life? Think about when you use the restroom. Automatic sinks. Automatic toilets. Automatic soap. Automatic paper towel dispensers. All this create for a “germ free” experience.

My question is where and when is the automatic door coming? I mean really that is the only thing left that you have to touch that all the non-washers touch. Speaking of which, the amount of people that disregard washing their hands is steadily growing I think. Yesterday I even saw someone walk out of a stall after doing the ole number two and walked right out the door without even stopping to check his hair let alone wash his hands.

Sorry for any loss of appetite this post may have caused, and remember to shake hands with everyone you meet!

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